there’s an online version of cards against humanity omg someone hold me




IF MCFLY EVER RECORD RED AS MCBUSTED AND LET JAMES SHIT ALL OVER THAT SONG I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL PERSONALLY!!!!!! RUN/SPRINT/SKATEBOARD/ROLLERSKATE/JETPACK DOWN TO LONDON AND KICK EACH ONE OF THEIR SORRY ASSES OFF PLANET FUCKING EARTH ALL THE WAY TO GOD DAMN URANUS AND SEE HOW IN LOVE THEY ARE WITH IT THEN




dougie poynter be gettin his hair cut like “just to rapunzel length please” lmao




isleptwithdannyjones:

i can’t take another night on my ownnnnn so i take a breath and then i pick up the ~*~PHOOOONE~*~

omg danny

accurate




Nashville, you know how much I love you, right? You do?






clown-dick:

how to get a thigh gap

  1. put a guys head between your legs



jonasbrothers:

ᗯᕼᗩT? I ᑕᗩᑎT ᕼEᗩᖇ ᑌ OᐯEᖇ TᕼIᔕ ᑕOOᒪ ᗩᔕᔕ ᖴOᑎT




"We live for these fleeting moments of happiness."




los angeles, 8:30pm




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